Subject: Poo'ead eatin' a dirty chuppa chup
Place: Berret's Westy Shack.
Comment: Proof, that Poohead is a dirty sleaze. That is all I have to say, there isn't any more.
Attractivity: 
( I Love My Poohead)
Alcoholivity: 
Luuuurve: 
Humiliation: 
Schmoopies: N/A
Other: 
Overall Rating: 8.34952371 / 10
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