10 Things I Hate About You

Jovita and Dean at the Westy Party

I hate the way you talk to me, and that you don't change your hair.

Mark, looking very camp playing guitar..

I hate the way you play guitar.

Various Friends of Ben Ellis Brother, and Ben Ellis, And his Brother!

And that you need special care.

Garbutt and Jar doing what they do best..

I hate your big dumb party suits, and that you'll drink yourself blind.

Cunningham, getting with a punching bag..

I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme.

Jimmy A and Ryan Enjoying a Fightclub..

 I hate it, I hate the way you always fight.

Jerkface and an apathetic me..

 I hate it when you sigh.

Berret and Jerkface..

I hate you on my friend's behalf, I want to say goodbye.

Asian White Asian Asian

 I hate the fact  that you're around, and the fact that you're so tall,

Tim and Corinne in their standard position..

 But mostly I hate the way you both didn't tell me you were going out after I set you up and put in all that hard work, you bastards!

Edit: It should be noted that I have taken poetic licence here, because it makes for a better poem. Garbutt in actual fact did a lot of the work, if not most of the work, setting up Corinne and Tim, for together, we are Manufactured Love-o-tron, the baddest, meanest Deceptecon out there.

Edit: If you are not a Transformer's fan, eat a dick, shutup, and die.