Mystery Girl This!
   I'm really not after this chick, I don't care what you think. For all I know, she could be an axe wielding maniac, she could want to spill my blood, she could .. be really nice, but I have no idea about her, I'm NOT TRYING TO GET HER!

*insert random quotes about that mystery chick here*

For the sake of privacy, aside from Simon, I'll keep those quotes anonymous. In fact, even more than that, I'll just remove them completely. Still, thankyou to anyone who helped me find out who she was, if you see her around, can you just apologise for all of this. Mystery girl, if it means anything to you, I still have no idea who you are, and that name means nothing to me. I also have no idea why I am hugging you.. Still, we can assume both of us had no idea what was going on, and put this ugliness behind us.. in fact, as I'll remember you like this.. ..

or if your lucky, like this...

... the weird thing is, people don't understand how serious I am when I say I don't understand what going out is all about. I mean, I just don't get the whole going out thing, there's sex, and then there's going out, there's friendship, and then there's going out, there's painful, embittering, separation.. . .. and then there's going out.. I understand that if I wanted to chase this girl, I wouldn't have a chance, so what's the point - it never goes anywhere. And why would I be chasing her? Cause she's hot? Cause she's so interesting and compelling, that I forgot everything about her? I am by no means comparing her to anyone I know, all I'm saying is, if I was going to go after this chick, you'd think I'd remember her .. .. right? You'd think I might actually get her name... I'm adamant about this because I've had my little detective fun. Is that all she is to me then? Just part of a huge game I'm playing? Well what else is she meant to be? Some sort of soul mate who I met one night, spoke to and then didn't remember for the rest of eternity? For crying out loud people, give me some credit.

   She could very well be a wonderful person, a wonderful, wonderful person.. .. it's just I don't want to run the risk of only being friends with her cause she's hot. Like, I'll definitely put my hand up and say she's attractive, but hey, superficiality ain't my game right now. So instead, I'll keep my distance, never mention her again, wait until I know who she is. Then, let the stalking begin.. haha.. One thing we should all remember right now though, is that I'm way too immature to consider going back to the cynical trough of dating.. It's for people who understand why they're doing it, if tried again, it'd be for all the wrong reasons..

So that's why I'm not after this chick.. ... .. I don't know why I even bothered to justify myself..
No, this has not been one big Freudian slip.

+Hing---?? Out for tonight...