World's Most Over-Rated Movie ever.. 

   I sat at home and watched a classic today. I really like Casablanca, mostly because I really love Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman, maybe as much as some people love Orson-baby, although having said that, Casablanca is not the best movie ever made. It's not even the greatest love story ever told. It is possibly, the best movie with the word "Casablanca" in its title. It's definitely a classic, and sure, it's a great movie, but I hate it how so many people assume that it's the best movie ever made when they are ignorant of the real good movies out there. It's a, if nothing else, classy cultural icon. Everybody worth talking to has seen it, and most people recognise references to it, "here's lookin' at you, kid", "Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the worlds.. . she walked into mine.." it just screams class. I guess in a way it's a sort of high-culture kind of movie, or something. It's a movie that appealed to the masses, but nowadays is only appreciated by those who appreciate movies. The youth of today, pfft, they couldn't give a rat's ass. 

   More about the movie though, it's not a terribly profound movie, it doesn't have a wake-up call for humanity, and the political message it does send out is maybe 50 years too late for the 21st Century to appreciate, especially in Australia, the lucky country. It documents the story of Rick, a night club owner who finds himself with two travel passes that could get two people out of Casablanca, and to America, Australia, wherever they wanted to go. Set against the backdrop of World War 2, the love story is a Film Noir-ish, classic. However the real strength of Casablanca, are the stars of yester-year. In it's own quaint, 40's way, what was probably some of the best cinematic brilliance of the Golden Era, is now a token commemorative tribute to a lost world of romance.

   I wonder if we can take Casablanca, with its stock footage of the German Invasion of Paris, to be an accurate depiction of love in the 40's. The concept of love seems to be this mystical thing that you can't help. Either you love someone, or you don't. You love someone more than another, and it's okay to break a heart or two in the name of true love. It's got some really funny scenes and lines, typical 40's humour, which is just token Epstein brothers - so I'm told. It's a fun movie to watch when you're home sick on your birthday, and it's a great movie to give as a gift because it shows you care, as well as, to an extent, your film enthusiasm. And I write all this 20 minutes before my friends are going to watch Star Wars: Attack of the Clones. My brother claims Episode 2 is the best movie he has ever seen. 

In the German version, the immortal line "Here's lookin' at you, kid", became, "Ich seh' Dir in die Augen, Kleines" which translates as "I look in your eyes, honey". And the final line is apparently one of the most misquoted in history. The correct line is "Louie, I think this the beginning of a beautiful friendship", so don't settle for cheap imitations. The budget was so small they couldn't use a real plane in the background at the airport. Instead, it is a small cardboard cutout. To give the illusion that the plane was full-sized, they used midgets to portray the crew preparing the plane for take-off. Such hilarious anecdotes. I don't know why I love it so much.

   It's the magical combination of romance, action and 40's knack. It's Bogart's voice, the way he says "No". Ooh, I'm blushing.

+Hing--->Out
As the leader of all illegal activities in Casablanca, I am an influential and respected man.